Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Wow! A child actress that actually grew up to be normal! That alone should allow her a free pass to Party Island!

Who else remembers her as Matilda in “Leon: The Professional”? She had more talent in her little toe back than Willow Smith has in her whole stupid head of hair. Can someone name a bad Natalie Portman movie? OTHER then Garden State, that is a given. BUT then again, what was the best part of that movie? Natalie Portman. Party Island all the way. (AND don’t forget- in her new movie ‘Black Swan’ she makes out with Mila Kunis… c’mon. Mila is on the Island…. soooooo with a few Party Island Ice Tea’s, who KNOWS what would happen!)

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