Demi Lovato

Tuesday Tunes . . . Demi Lovato.
For a hot second we felt bad about posting this girl as a contestant ’cause she is barely 18. But, she is 18 so fair game!

Our sources tell us she literally just had a nervous breakdown. After her rough break up with Joe Jonas (poor gal) and a falling out with her girl pal Selena Gomez, Demi as resorted to desperate means of not eating and cutting herself. (WTF?)

We sincerely hope she gets well soon if that is the case…’cause we need all the 18 year old hotties that we can get on Party Island. Right, fellas?

Wish List Edition….! Mariah Carey

A great Wish List suggestion from our friend Alex! (Thanks, Alex!)

Mariah Carey. Say her name fast and it sounds like a disease….

“Yea dude… I slept with this chick last night and now it hurts when I pee…..”

Sounds like ya got a bad case of Mariah Carey.

Only one remedy for Mariahcarey, and that be The Death Plane.

Josh D

Josh Douche Camel. He is sooooooo super important… don’t you know? SO important that he refused to turn off his Blackberry during a flight and got kicked off the plane. Ha. Not the case here- you can text, call, play Pokemon on your Nintendo DS, it don’t matter none; the Death Plane, without fail, will always depart and do it’ s job. And as of this post, we think he should join his gal Fergie on the Death Plane.

But really…. Ask yourself, would YOU really want to party with Josh? Is he someone YOU would want to hang out with? Let’s see those thumbs…

Natalie Portman

Wow! A child actress that actually grew up to be normal! That alone should allow her a free pass to Party Island!

Who else remembers her as Matilda in “Leon: The Professional”? She had more talent in her little toe back than Willow Smith has in her whole stupid head of hair. Can someone name a bad Natalie Portman movie? OTHER then Garden State, that is a given. BUT then again, what was the best part of that movie? Natalie Portman. Party Island all the way. (AND don’t forget- in her new movie ‘Black Swan’ she makes out with Mila Kunis… c’mon. Mila is on the Island…. soooooo with a few Party Island Ice Tea’s, who KNOWS what would happen!)

Tuesday Tunes

Ok, America… help us out here….. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING? Did Whoopi Goldberg get some sick plastic surgery that we don’t know about? Is this Laurence Fishburne’s slut daughter? Is this George Lucas’s idea of an updated version of a Wookie????? Did RuPaul make a comeback? WE WANT ANSWERS! Until then, PLANE!

*side note PT1- it pained us to tag her as a musician. ** side note PT2- we know, we know….technically, we coulda used her for Wacky Wednesday’s too.

Ok, America… help us out here….. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING? Did Whoopi Goldberg get some sick plastic surgery that we don’t know about? Is this Laurence Fishburne’s slut daughter? Is this George Lucas’s idea of an updated version of a Wookie????? Did RuPaul make a comeback? WE WANT ANSWERS! Until then, PLANE!

*side note PT1- it pained us to tag her as a musician. ** side note PT2- we know, we know….technically, we coulda used her for Wacky Wednesday’s too.

Justin Timbahlaaaaake!

His new movie “The Social Network” comes out today. No care what-so-ever, but we have one question: Since the movie is about Facebook, do you think there will be any mention of Farmville in the flick? Cause, you know, what’s Facebook without it?

Back to JT…. you want to Party with him or put him on the Death Plane?

Lady Gaga. Just dance or poke her in the face? Pop Stars

I think I loved her the first 100 times I heard her songs. She would be better if she was hot… and didn’t try so hard to be Madonna.

Put her on the Death Plane!

Christina Aguilera! Raven hair or blonde????

Ok. So which Christina would you want to party with? Which one would you plane? Would you party with both? Plane both?

She is all over the news nowadays thanks to what is looking like a pretty messy divorce. But say what you will about her, we think her voice is top notch. We just hope she doesn’t follow the lead of Whitney or Britney.

Extra! Extra! Britney Spears KILLS Glee! Glee KILLS Britney!

HEY! Wanna know how to make bad songs worse?

PUT’EM ON GLEE!

Yup. It is Britney night on Glee. What’s that mean? Is Jane Lynch gonna shave her head? Lea Michele, are you about to walk barefoot in a public restroom? Kevin McHale are you gonna have Kevin Federline’s next offspring?

Glee schmeee…. Holy straight jackets, Batman…. Britney is nuts…! Yea yea yea… y’all gonna tell us “awwww, leave her alone!” or “Duuuuude! Her body is sick. I wanna see her in a bikini!” But really? do you REALLY want to party with THIS??????